"http://doodie.com/" - Spaw! What have you been sniffin'? Your own farts?

No, Spaw, there isn't a William Shatner Stupid Dialogue Generator, but here's a few strrrrange Trekkie sites fer ya:

Poke William Shatner
This interactive site allows you to poke William Shatner! This may be the closest you get to touching Captain Kirk, so give it a try.

The Klingon Language Institute
With the easy to use guides on this page you can learn how to say "unemployed loser with no friends" in Klingon.

Star Trek TNG Plot Generator
Just click a button and this site will generate a plot for a Star Trek episode. Some of these sound better than episodes we've actually seen.

You Can't Do That on Star Trek
Resistance is futile. You will laugh hysterically at these parody pictures from everyone's favorite science-fiction series.

(That's what they say about the site, anyway.)

Random Quote From Spock
This site parodies one of those magic eight balls, but it is illogical to believe that the quote selection can be truly randomized.

These were all found on 4WorstOfWeb -- a guide to the worst of the web from 4anything.com
Have fun!