The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2921783
Posted By: GUEST,Rev. Tommy Lee Staggers
06-Jun-10 - 12:10 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Repent, Oh Amos! Singing the Devil's songs, drinking liquor, and carousing until all hours has doomed your immortal soul to Hell! The fires will burn you inside and out, everlastingly, along with the others who post here! Oh, repent all of you and save yourselves, for the Day Of Reckoning is fast approaching and who knows when they might not arise from their Eternal Sleep! For as it is written in the Sixth Book of Daniel the Eternal Enemy comes among you roaring like a lion and consuming all that he can devour! Repent, I say! Give all your sins -- greed, avarice, lust, gluttony, drunkenness, dancing, singing lewd and bawdy songs -- over and place yourself in the hands of The Man!