As you visit us today for the third time since the Deepwater Horizon started gushing oil into the Gulf of Mexico, the people of Louisiana have questions that must be answered.

Well now, the good "People Of Louisiana" have stood steadfast for unregulated, unbridled Capitalism, lower taxes, less government** and unlimited oil exploration.

In the words of the Alaskan Tea-Bimbo: "How's that workin' out for them?"

( ** less government until something happens and they come crying and whining for the government to do something toot sweet and damn the cost, that is)