Bobert, to be quite honest, I'm a little disappointed in you for coming up with this in quite this way. It smacks a little too much of plain slur against someone because she's a tea party favorite.
It get's weird out there, though; I hadn't really become aware of Haley until Republican state senator Jale Knotts came up with his "innocent joke" of referring to her as a rag head. I didn't look into it more at the time, and had no idea that it was a case of a Republican redneck saying something like that about a tea-party type Republican. Like, who's on first here?