OK, here it goes...

4 5-string banjos; 1 tenor banjo; 1 mandolin; 1 Mt. dulcimer; 1 courting dulcimer; 1 piano; 2 fiddles (one is 1/2 size); 1 cello; 1 acoustic guitar; 2 Jew's harps; 1 bodhran; 2 tin whistles; 1 triangle; 1 harmonica (C); 2 sets of bones; lots of playing spoons.

One box of relatively high-powered fireworks left over from the 4th of July and waiting for New Years, but no firearms.

But here's the capper...when we moved to Dixie the insurance agent made a special point of warning us that our new household policy have a $2,500 coverage limit on guns. Anything beyond that and we'd have to get a special rider. We opted for the musical instrument rider instead.