I'm afraid I've not heard much of South Carolina in the news; but that's not surprising since in Kansas the only issue is whether a candidate is a born-again bigot or a backslider who promises to become one.

A cursory search¹ to see what scandal might surround the candidate Nikki Haley found only one reference to ...last week's vindictive move by S.C. House Speaker Bobby Harrell and his band of boy toys (led by Majority Leader Jimmy Merrill) .... (undated, so last week could be some time ago)

So is the situation one in which both sides accuse the other(s) in this race of having lots of boy toys?

Maybe Bobert also needs to deny having sex with Jimmy Merrill and Bob Harrell as well(?)

¹ I might have found more if I hadn't searched images only; but of course my first question was whether Bobert might feel he was missing out on something. That question remains unresolved, as I'm insufficiently familiar with S. C. standards of attractiveness. (I didn't see any mention of whether she has a tractor.)

John