Ahhhh, how many Obama apologists have ever heard of the "National Oil and Hazardous Substances Pollution Contingency Plan"???

(Hmmmmmm, Sawz, none holdin' up their hands...)

Oops thar's Bobert wif his hand up in tha air.

Bobert?

Ain't np "National Respinse Plan"

Hey, give Bobert an A for attendance.