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Thread #59418 Message #2923621
Posted By: Rapparee
08-Jun-10 - 11:31 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
It would be a perfect size for an elf or the egos of Certain People I Could Name But Won't. Actually, I intend to fill it with gold and jewels and bury it in some remote location. I need a volunteer to guard it throughout eternity except from me, but then I'll have to get killed or forget where I buried it. Eventually a scrap of a map I'll draw will be found and lead to all sorts of excesses as people try to find it. Someday someone will wise up and use something like ground-penetrating radar or sheer luck and end up wealthy beyond their wildest dreams except that the government will take it all in taxes.
I know where I'm going to bury it, too. Here's a hint: third star from the right and straight on 'til morning.