Yes, Susan, that would definitely be the way to do it. What I think I'll do is write up a business plan for launching such a show, send Chongo out to canvas the gay community in Frisco for a potential pastor with real gay charisma to star on it, then contact my numerous friends in Hollywood (wink!), and see about putting this idea in front of a few different hotshot television producers. By golly, this could be the big coup that has thus far eluded me. I'll be able to buy a place like Neverland when this one hits the fan! I'll be able to invite people like William Shatner, Cher, and Winona Ryder over for drinks any time I want to! I will appear on the covers of tacky gossip magazines at grocery checkouts...

Hmmm.