Well, word on the street is that Osama bin Forgotten is looking for a new career... Hey, he's been "holed" up in caves with his diaylsis machine and a bunch of smelly men for quite a few years now so who better??? Some dumpy Catolic preist??? Give my ol' hillbilly butt a break... No one is gonna watch... No, you need some pizazz and Osama has got it...

And, hey, ya'll know that Osama has been lookin' fir a little respect and this might do it and end this stupid family feud he has going with the Bushs...

I think it is genious... I mean, like Menza stuff...

B~