It may be time for that, frogprince. ;-) I don't copycat everything, though, I just copycat stuff that's handy in a satyrical sense.

Anyway, I've got other problems to deal with right now. Chongo has gone "ape". He's gone absolutely berserk. He's been screaming, hooting, hollering, throwing the furniture around...

He also says he's not talking to me. (This after a lengthy tirade on his part.)

He's definitely not pleased about the idea advanced in this thread. I knew Chongo didn't exactly sympathize with gays, but I did not expect such an extreme reaction. He stormed out of the place a minute ago and has probably gone somewhere to have a stiff drink or two.