Another Mad Magazine Song Parody (half remembered)

Sung to the Tune of "The Girl From Ipanema"

Short and Fat and Bald and Ugly -
the Guy from NYC goes walking -
and as he passes
the lovely lasses
say "ooohhhhh"

Strings of Pearls,
and Diamond Bracelets,
And coats of mink
are what he gives them
That's why when he passes
Those lovely lasses
say, "oooooohhhhh"

True, he is dumpy and ugly,
Still, they do not seem to mind it;
They love the smell of his money,
and each day that he walks down the street
(I don't re-mem-ber de de deeeeee)

(something like that....)