Yet ANOTHER Mad Magazine Song Parody
Sung to the Tune of :

MOON RIVER

Chopped li-ver,
Onions on the side;
My social life has died.....from youuuuuuu;

My friends shun me,
they out-run me,
the smell of my breath~
is slow death~
sad but truuuuuuue;

Your Odor's
Twice- as bad as Beer;
And People who drink Beer
Agreeeeeeeeee.....

I know that your smell
will not end.....
My halitosis friend.....

Chopped Liverrrrr
Innnnn Meeeeeeeeeeeee.