Well, I got me some of that REAL man's aftershave left. Called "Gunsmoke" and I got it outa the 1966 Herter's Catalog. Yessir, it's nitrocellulose dissolved in pure alcohol and because I knew it wouldn't be on the market long I bought a BUNCH. Like the catalog said, I don't smell like no pansy, I smell like a MAN!

Of course, I have to be careful around sparks and open flames....







(If you think I'm kidding, I'm not. Nitrocellulose is also know as "smokeless powder" and is used in modern cartridges. Herter's did market this product back in 1966 -- I have the catalog -- and my brothers and I had a great time with the idea: e.g., "Splash it on and light up a smoke! Watch your head explode!" Herter's still exists, but doesn't sell the neat-o stuff they used to.)