When I was a kid,men had two options: Old Spice or Aqua Velva. I got a bottle of Old Spice for Christmas when I was 13 that my wife made me throw out about two months ago. Why do they give you so damn much of it? Unless you literally splash it on, there's enough Old Spice in a bottle to take care of the Cap'n, the Bosun, and everybody else on the damn ship throughout a 3 year voyage. Same thing with the bottles of Jade East,English Leather and Hi Karate I received during the Men's Cologne Renaissance of the mid 60's,which corresponded oddly enough with the Folk Revival. Coincidence....or something more?? Took me years to get rid of it. Can't we do something about all this excess cologne? It seems a shame that we Americans dump thousands of gallons a year down the drain,while bachelors in Albania go around smelling like goats.

I'm sorry...what was the question again?