For greater clarity I think Joe probably aught to re-title this thread

"The Pixies aren't a Terrorist Organisation"

And edit my opening post too:

"if I were Canadian [and this story were actually true instead of being completely and utterly false], I'd personally be very concerned."

I'll do better than abstaining from the Pixies for a week, as I'm so ashamed for creating such a distressing thread, I'll also pledge to abstain from listening to Barry Manilow, Cliff Richard and Mary, Mungo and Midge for the rest of my life.. Can't say fairer than that.