Rapaire:

Better stick to Lox on bagels. You try eating the doors, they'll just put you in a straitjacket...


As for your terribly impressive knowledge of the barbarian lands in the area of Upper ASCII, I have not a whit of jealousy in me on that score. You are retired and can afford to spend your time driveling over inverse character codes and writing backwards just because you find it amusing.

I am still in harness, and my letters are written for commerce, exchange, and the preservation of intellectual property. Or intellectual propriety. Or something. But whatever it is it sure doesn't leave room to lollygag around with binary barbarisms of this ilk.

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