Long long time ago I can still remember
how that lobster used to make me smile
and I knew if I had a chance
I could make that Lobster dance
and maybe he'd be happy for a while
But January made him shiver
with all the snow that Maine delivers
2 foot on the doorstep
I couldn't take one more step
I knew that I would take a slide
If I tried to bring him back inside
but something touched me deep inside
the day the Lobster died

So bye bye Mr Lobster Guy
went to get myself a bevvy
but the cool box was dry
and If you were real Lobster
you'd be in the stir fry
and that would be a reason to die
that would be a reason to die