The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2927050
Posted By: Rapparee
13-Jun-10 - 06:16 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads

My dear Mr. Amos,

I figuratively take pen in hand to inform you that your insolence and
knavery is not only unbecoming to you, but is beginning to annoy me.
When I become annoyed I deem it needful to remove the cause of the
irritation, much as one would squeeze a pimple or lance a boil that was
preventing one from sitting correctly in the saddle. Please be assured that at
“Getaway” I shall indeed have swords with me and, if you are a
gentleman, you will give me satisfaction to the Third Blood. Should you
not do so I shall be forced to post you as a churl, a fluffbrain, a prate, a
poltroon, a poseur, and no gentleman.

I remain, Sir, your servant,

Mr. Rapaire