Ebbie don't you do that dear friend, I don't care what precautions you take, like Rap said you don't need to go under fire with the Marines to know that war isn't fun.
I will do it for you, I will even go to another town where people don't know me and post everything that happened to give you the feel for what it is like ... how about that ... you will scare the crap out of all of us and that isn't good ya know .. many of our catters have bad hearts so ... go with plan B