The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #130128   Message #2928329
Posted By: Rapparee
15-Jun-10 - 12:30 PM
Thread Name: BS: Obit: My Lobster Died
Subject: RE: Obit: My Lobster Died
You don't need a body for a wake. But why not load his body and all his possessions into a boat and send it out to sea afire, like the Vikings and folks used to do? Or bury him under a mound surrounded by sardines and other things to help him in the afterlife (a pump would be nice)?