For those of you who listened to Heywood Banks, here is a new last verse and last chorus he wrote today:
VERSE: One night Big Butter Got struck by lightning And it burned to the framewire In a giant grease fire. Some blamed it on Satan, And boy, that would be frightening But I thought it was Jesus' father Who was in charge of lightning.
CHO: Big fireball Jesus, Flaming shot Jesus, Charbroiled Jesus, Opa! Jesus, Extra crispy Jesus, Bananas foster Jesus, I'm put out it's not Jesus, Charcoal-y O Lord