We have: four fiddles, three guitars, 2 ukeleles, one bau-rawn and a bag of different tippers, beaters, brushes and stuff to hit it with, one triangle, one tambourine, a countless assortment of homemade percussion, two recorders and ONE kazoo.

We also have 1 handgun, 1 hunting rifle, 3 paintball guns, and a myriad of Star Wars and Star Trek gun-type thingies.

Have you ever tried to threaten someone with a fiddle?

Kazoos work much better.