Oh, Ick. You don't apparently see the difference between word-of-mouh wild-assed improbability and the most likely truth.

Your assertions are not backed up by direct evidence. The Hawaiian government official attested to the validity of the birth certificate. The local newspaper reported the birth. All you have to the contrary is a bunch of improbable far-out rumor mongering with about as much cred as being "sucked up by aliens and violated for biological research purposes in a mother ship". I'm sure you've had that happen, so you must know how it feels to appear unbelievable to so many otherwise apparently intelligent folks. Besides, that would account for your head being stuck so far up your ass.


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