A similar story, which alledgedly occurred a few years ago, involved a man who ran over himself.

The gentleman was a heavy cigarette smoker, a habit of which his wife disapproved.

One day they were in the car together and he noticed that he was out of smokes.

Spotting a convenient store on the opposite side of the street, he drove to the curb and asked his wife to run over and get him a pack of Camels.

She replied, "Screw you!"

So he ran over himself.