You might be able to wring a lament on "cultural differences" into the song, since the MSNBC version of the story replaced "mooned" with "made an obscene gesture."

It also omitted mention of "he had driven so slowly that a 5km tailback built up behind him on the motorway" and reduced that to "abandoned the bulldozer, creating ... traffic congestion."

Almost as bizarre as the inane throwing of a puppy would be his expectation that he could outrun a bunch of bikers on a bulldozer.

Maybe the bikers were too puzzled to react - or they were arguing about who got to keep the pup?

John