By the Cops I was arrested,
They were quite a pleasant bunch
Didn't know what made me do it,
Didn't even have a hunch.
Could be I had depression
and forgot to take my pills.
But I should have kept it to myself
And headed for the hills.
I went up to the 'Angels hut,
and showed them all my moon.
I threw a puppy in their midst,
And made my exit soon.
I found a 'Harley Dozer' on
A nearby building site,
I wound the throttle open, to
Rush safely out of sight.
The traffic kept the Angels at bay,
Till I dumped it in great haste.
I hitch hiked up the highway
and by the cops I was outpaced.
The puppy's in a shelter now
and I am in the can.
As for as showing my backside off
I'll get a lifetime ban.