Yah, I sure liked the Big Butter Jesus, but are we limited to one song?
And I liked what Heywood said in his monologue about the statue, something like "...you're cruising calmly down the interstate, and suddenly there is this huge statue with its arms upraised. Your reaction and the naming of it in one: Jesus!"
What about something like:
I always thought I'd fry, but I didn't know I'd have JC for company?
Blessings,
Barbara