Shimrod, you may be right that we're at the point where it almost sounds credible for you to request "songs about chess-playing Colobus monkeys in Armenia." I can't say I like these list threads very well, either.
It's one thing when a person really has an interest, but some of these "list" threads don't seem to have much purpose.

At the very least, it would be helpful if people who add to the list, would post a link or the lyrics for the songs they're listing.

So, here's a link to Hartlepool Monkey.

-Joe-

....but the Duck, Duck, Goose (or whatever) thread has some songs that weren't posted elsewhere.