School Prayer

Now I sit me down to pray
to the guy who made the universe in 7 days...
Free me Lord from the lies that pass
for truth down in my science class
that dinosaurs lived near here
back more than a million years!
We know the earth's only 5,000 years old
in Genesis the Bible tells me so.
Don't try to tell me that my teacher
knows more science than my preacher.
Those dinosaur bones just aint that old
they're skeletons of angels, I've been told
And all this crap about evolution?
God didn't put that in the constitution.
And the anthropology we been readin?
Weren't no neanderthals in the Garden of Eden.
And the Jews and Buddhists and non believers
the wicked muslim turbanned deceivers
their parents are mostly ignorant fools
and could use some Jesus in the schools.

Amen