The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #2931230
Posted By: Amos
19-Jun-10 - 06:07 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Yonder Eisely is an elf
Queen of Spirits, joy and pelf.
Guns and ammo on the shelf
SO she can amuse herself!

She can send your visions reeling,
Garb your toes and paint your stealing
While from leprechauns she's stealing
All the gold from root-halls peeling.

Ne'ertheless, a bookish marm
Gives no grounds for man's alarm
Will not cause a mortal harm
But remember that she's armed!