Just to refresh the challenge - the obvious tune of 'Nellie the Elephant'

Chorus
Shorty the elephant keeper died
While travelling round with the circus
Back he came in an ice-cold trunk
Trunk, Trunk, Trunk

Then back home
The circus folk gathered round
They held a big party for Shorty, then
They burried him in the ground
For

Chorus
Shorty the elephant keeper died
While travelling round with the circus
Back he came in an ice-cold trunk
Trunk, Trunk, Trunk

No more tusks
For Shorty to clean and buff
An elehant keeper for forty years
Has had enough of that stuff
For

Chorus
Shorty the elephant keeper died
While travelling round with the circus
Back he came in an ice-cold trunk
Trunk, Trunk, Trunk

(Well, you get the idea)

Bradypus