Backwoodsman.

I call her Beth whenever we get together for gin and crumpets. Some of her best buds call her Liz, or Betty, or Two. But I am the the only one she lets call her Beth... besides Phil of course.

I always tease Phil when they drop by, out of Beth's earshot, fer sure eh. I say sommat like, "Best job in the world you lucky bugger. If you were King you would have to do a might more than just jump Beth." We always have a good laugh together over that.