The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #2931767
Posted By: Rapparee
20-Jun-10 - 11:28 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Well, she don't drink. Water, that is. Any thing else, from apple juice to rotgut to battery acid that's had chewin' tobacco soaked in it, is used to quench her thirst. I remember once she wondered what was behind a wall surrounding a staircase. So she just hauled off and punched a hole in that reinforced concrete wall and found a place for a new closet. A kid was actin' up once and she remonstrated with him a couple time without any good behavior resultin', so she hung him by his belt from one of the ceiling girders for the whole danged story hour. Kid'd still be hanging there today iffen his belt hadn't busted -- his ma and pa thought it the best thing ever happened to him, and today that very same kid has a very lucrative career as a pinata -- all thanks to Eiseley.