Gnu, you are obviously not acquainted with Her Majesty on a personal basis at all. Those of us who are, are fully aware that her nickname in the family is 'Lillibet'.

We also know that HM is an avid Mudcat-Lurker (although Royal Protocol and UK constitutional rules prevent her from posting, as the ruler is required to have no official opinions), and that she removes from her Birthday Honours List all members who make wild and erroneous claims of being a family friend. So that's bye-bye to your hopes of becoming Lord Gnu of Mudcat! :-) :-)