coco cola went to town diet pepsi knocked him down dr.pepper picked him up now we're drinking 7-UP 7-UP is full of stew now we're drinking mountain dew mountain dew fell off the mountain now we're drinking from the fountain fountain fountain it fell down now we're drinking from the ground ground ground now we're through now we're back to mountain dew mountain dew is full of smoke now we're back to drinking coke coke coke plain old coke case closed NOT!