So who's sheepish now? Mbo - ya sound like Woody Allen? Is it too late for euthanasia? Come to think of it, you could have a great career in the movies after Woody finally hits that big lily pond in the sky?

Spaw - ya have to wonder what kind of reputation you have around here? Yeah, right! It's obvious isn't it?

But I digress...

How about: ONLY EWE...can make me feel this way...ONLY EWE...can keep the dark away....

TO BE ALONE WITH EWE

EWE'RE THE ONE

and so on....

Okay folks, here is a TRUE story. I have a friendm, a folksinger, here in Orillia who recorded an album on tape about 10 years ago. The title song is a beauty, and it's called "On The Lam", about a woman running away from her abusive husband. (I made have told this story before on another thread...but who's perfect?) Okay, so he presently got the 1000 tapes shipped to him, complete in the shrinkwrap, opened the box, and beheld the horrifying sight of 1000 brand new tapes all entitled "On The Lamb"!!!! He went ballistic! He called them up and raised Cain and refused to pay unless it was all done over again. After a lengthy and acrimonious discussion they did do it all again.

So, the tape is called "On The Lam". It's by Rick Kane of Orillia, Ontario, Canada. And I highly recommend it. It's a good one.

He now sings a song called "It's So Hard Not To Fall In Love With Ewe" at his live shows in memory of this extraordinary screw-up. I "kid" you not!