I simply cannot help myself prevaricating
'its the heat you know"
Singes the membrane of the brain.

I went to work today
they sent me home
'Im still on annual leave.
My supervisor said stay
and claim you leave back.

I collapsed on me bended knees laughing like a Lunatic.(Well it is Bedlam)
I shall return tomorrow,
Where by you may regain Fair looks"
Your return to a disciplinary she said,