Selected by white cloaked, grey- bearded dowsers. Harvested at midnight under the full moon, by maidens pure in thought and deed, using golden sickles. Carried on white mares to be lovingly seasoned for a thousand years in a secret monastery in Tibet, turned every century by enlightened Zen monks in total silence. Hand carved in a Cotswold cottage by the browned, wizened fingers of dedicated artisans steeped in the lore of their ancient craft.

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