I don't think it was in the Evening Chronicle, Dave. Alas, here's a couplet about a chap with no such worries - guess who...

Poem 223 of 230: SERIOUS SERVING

We were taught "stand in-plane, like a golfer" -
Who started this "aim at the umpire"?!

(C) David Franks 2003
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