mousethief, get your facts straight! that's dihydrogenmonoxide. God only knows how many people that stuff has killed!
I had a coworker who would go off on a ranting right wing kneejerk reaction to almost anything, no matter of how little significance. Someone left a satirical printout on the dangers of dihydrogen monoxide in the lunchroom. Our "conservative" buddy swore that whoever left that "commie pinko environmentalist" material there should be fired. I don't know if anyone ever told him that he was making an ass of himself one more time.