I hadn't thought of this in years. Then I read through the tattoo thread. This is a song my sister learned at camp one summer, it just barely has a tune. But it's cute.

I've got a daisy on my toe
It isn't real, it's just for show.
It's just a tattoo of a flower,
So I'll look nice, while taking a shower.
It's on the second toe of my left foot.
It's just a stem and flower. It has no root.
Becauuuse, That wouldn't look good.
I've got a daisy on my toe.
My right foot loves my left foot so.

Anyone else know any tattoo songs?