mmm... vegetarians do taste better.... ;>)
Better than what? Better than squirrel pie, better than hedgehog falafels even, I'd hazard.

Has anyone seen my hornytoad, Drexel? He scampered off last night while I was brewing my tea and reading out loud.

"Listen at this Drexel....Nanny Ogg says according to Cut Me Own Throat Dibbler you can find a use for bits of an animal that the animal didn't know it had got. Says here that with enough fried onions and mustard people will eat anything. Drexel? DREXEL?!?!"