Buddy loses his ID and at the Canuck border is refused entry. He says to the border guard he can prove he is Canuck because he a tattoo of Tommy Douglas on one ass cheek and of Pierre Trudeau on the other. He drops trou and the guard says, okay you can go home to New Brunswick.

Buddy asks how he knew buddy was from New Brunswick.

He relpies, I recognized your premier Shawn Graham in the middle.