"a secluded lakeside hut deep in a remote forest in central/east europe with independent electricity generation
and no neighbours for miles."

But make sure you get yourself inoculated against Lyme Disease and Encephalitis - those beautiful forests swarm with disease bearing ticks.

I'm not anti-wildlife though - far from it - just realistic. In fact I would give my money away to selected wildlife charities. At the moment more and more people are talking about biodiversity, but the human race, as a whole, is still acting like insane passengers, on a transatlantic flight, busily knocking out the rivets which are holding the aeroplane together.