yeah, i've had a day to think about it in more detail..

..and you're absolutely right..

so now amended to:

"a secluded lakeside hut deep in a remote forest in central/east europe with independent electricity generation
and no neighbours for miles..
plus my permanent team of ex-'SAS' personal body guards
and an 'on-standby' air ambulance helicopter.."

well, **** it, why not, i'm a bleediin Billionaire now !!!