I picked up a cheap Vuivuzela in Lidls the other day. We've got a cat we thought was completely deaf. I sneaked up behind her and tried it, and she heard that all right. And I was ordered out of the house.

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Here's a match between a Vuvuzela and a Zurna, which is a sort of Turkish bombard. I reckon there could be an arms race ahead of us at football matches...