I Have a Dog His Name is Rover
    By Ivor Biggun and the Red Nose Burglers
   

    I have a dog his name is Rover.
    Oh my goodness!
    I have a dog his name is Rover.
    Eee by goom!
    I have a dog his name is Rover,
    And when he shits he shits all over.
    Shit all 'round the room me boys,
    Shit all 'round the room.

    I have a dog his name is Fritz.
    Oh my goodness!
    I have a sausage dog his name is Fritz.
    Eee by goom!
    I have a dog his name is Fritz,
    And when he shits, he shits and shits,
    Shit all 'round the room me boys,
    Shit all 'round the room.

    I have a dog a big Great Dane.
    Oh my goodness!
    I have a dog a big Great Dane.
    Eee by goom!
    I've got a dog a big Great Dane,
    He wipes his bum and pulls the chain.
    Shit all 'round the room me boys,
    Shit all 'round the room.
   

    * Ivor Biggun