The church people haven't read all this yet, or else we'd have heard from them, but I've gotten word from unnamed sources that the CIA has taken an interest from tapping somebody's weak cheap cell phone, and the reaction around headquarters went something like this:

"What! You say that these people are funneling money into the protesting Methodista rebels?"

"It appears so, sir."

"Appears so? Just what ARE these people protesting?"

"Ants, sir. They're said to protest ants. There was a lot of static, sir..."

"Nonsense! You must mean Anty-War. An Anty-War would be downright insecticidal! We Must stop them. We'll fly a chopper overhead and send a couple of our people in to investigate. And be on the lookout for roaches. Where there are ants, there usually roaches, so we can convict them on that. Watch out for these folks. They're very methodical, to say the least..."

"Yes, sir! We'll get on it right away. I know some people in the World Folk Music Association that can lend us some clothes."

....There it is, folks!, Try and sing over the chopper noise, and if you see a couple with a buzz cut and a beehive with matching his and hers New Christy Minstrels T-shirts , wearing wing tips and pumps respectively with their shorts, at least make sure you charge them the admission. And be careful with any roaches....









"Those are not roaches, sir. They're Palmetto Bugs...."