My friends say I`m unbearable
And much too hard to take
Since I`ve become part owner of
A million dollar lake.

Well, Harper`s looking natty
I`m sure it`s crossed your mind
He`s eating well and talking lots
And his hair is looking fine.

(Tribute I`m working on for G-8 and G-20. Billion dollar expenditure my Aunt Matilda`s Royal Canadian. FAWK!)